Fictional demo · Peer Reviewed
Three years of new trials later
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The industry grew to fifty-five billion since you were last on. Did the evidence grow with it?
The marketing budget grew. The effect sizes didn't.
Three years of new trials later: still a placebo, still shipping. Our updated review covered ninety-one new studies and moved the needle on exactly nothing.
Ninety-one studies is a lot of nothing.
Expensive nothing. Someone paid for all that shipping.
Source details and provenance
- Recorded in the fictional scenario
- Jun 10, 2026
- Published in the fictional scenario
- Jun 12, 2026
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